Although these are not the hottest pics of Adriana Lima you will ever see, you certainly wouldn’t kick her out of bed. They are however entirely ruined by her fake pro basketball player husband Marko Jaric, or as I like to call him, “The Luckiest Son of a Bi–h Alive”.

See, there are things I question every day in my life. Like, Is there a God? How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? How is Lindsay Lohan still alive? Yet, none of those perplex me as much as a 3rd rate, ugly a– basketball player scoring with one of the hottest woman in the world.